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I'm a lifeform evolved to live off my iPhone, MacBook, television, junk food, and alcohol. But sadly, I'll never be a celebrity when I grow up... #cut4sarah
“New Insults” by Kait Rokowski
“I would tell you to fuck yourself but I don’t want to wish something as awesome as sex upon you,
I would call you an asshole but less shit comes out of an asshole.”
(An anon asked me where I get my header gif, I can’t believe I’ve never posted this before. )
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"Folk vil gerne kneppe dig i to timer, men stejler over at skulle drikke en kop kaffe. For hvad betyder dét? Drikke en kop kaffe? Hvad mon hun vil? Jeg er ikke klar til noget seriøst! Spørgsmålet er bare, hvornår sex blev så skide useriøst?"- Debat i Politiken, Josephine Kastrup Mikkelsen, 18 okt. 2016. (via kinddans)
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